New Robot Watchdog: Keeps Masturbators from Being Caught

The Onion News Network showcased a new invention guaranteed to be a big seller. This robot from TYSO patrols the surrounding area and warns you that someone is approaching while you’re in the middle of giving yourself a treat.

TYSO plans to rake in the bucks hand over fist this Black Friday.


(video via Queerty)

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